Away Messages

Sleeping

1. I'm testing out my pillow, I'll let you know when I'm done.

2. I am sleeping, why aren't you?

3. Sheep says "baaah," cow say "moo," I say "zzzzzz."

4. I am in bed! if it is an emergency or you just absolutely miss me or need me call me if you have my number, if ya don't have my number do this: Dance around your phone chanting  "Call (Your Name)" 5 times and then the phone number will appear on the closest piece of paper by the phone. If it didn't work, you did it wrong. Try again.
5. I'm spending some quality time with my pillow.
6. Shhh... I've got insomnia and I'm trying to sleep it off.