Away Messages

Useful, Thoughtful, Funny!

Phoning

  1. I'm on the phone right now and I'm not gifted enough to talk on the phone and type at the same time so leave a message.

  2. I'm tied up in my phone cord at the moment. I'll be back once I figure out how to get out.

  3. The phone is ringing and apparently I need to answer it when that happens or it won't stop.

  4. I'm talking on the phone, be back in a few hours.

  5. Exercising my vocal cords.

  6. Making the phone bill increase.

  7. I'll be back in a dial tone.

  8. I got tired of sending messages through the computer, so I decided to send some over the phone.

  9. My hands hurt from too much typing so I'm on the phone instead.