Away Messages

Useful, Thoughtful, Funny!

Eating:

  1. Hunger has driven man to insanity, today it has driven me from my computer.

  2. I'm away eating breakfast, lunch, or dinner. if your smart, you'll figure out which one it is.

  3. Transitive Property of Food:
    Me = Human
    Human = Eat Food
    Me = Eat Food

  4. If you eat right, exercise, and sleep well, you still die. Therefore I am ignoring all of that and pigging out.

  5. Expanding my stomach.

  6. Hunger struck, be back when the fridge is empty.

  7. Filling my tummy with something very yummy.

  8. My stomach is growling and I'm answering.

  9. Hello. Is your fridge running? Well mine is and I'm around the house trying to catch it. So I'll be back later.

  10. I'm not allowed to eat at my computer.